Google Q&A - Chase 
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This was too damn amusing not to do. Yes I enjoy memes. Enjoy using them as quick excuses to be lazy with the pretty arts I'm supposed to be doing
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Q: Type in "[your name] needs" in the Google search:
A: "Chase needs to stop playing with people’s lives!”
Chase: Now why the fuck would I go and do something as stupid as that?
Q: Type in "[your name] looks like" in Google search:
A: "Chase looks like high-octane fun for X-Box.”
Chase: Baby I don’t need to push buttons to make you ignite.
Q: Type in "[your name] says" in Google search:
A: “Chase says lawsuit opponent turned down payment.”
Chase: Shame he didn’t live long enough to regret it.
Q: Type in "[your name] wants" in Google search:
A: "Chase wants in.”
Chase: Been there, done that. Wham, bam, thank you ma’am, you know how it goes.
Q: Type in "[your name] does" in Google search:
A: "Chase does the Napoleon Dynamite dance.”
Chase: Was I drunk? Oh god I was drunk wasn’t I? Try to make me do it again and I’ll kick your fucking ass.
Q: Type in "[your name] hates" in Google search:
A: "Chase hates George Bush.”
Chase: Truer words have never been spoken.
Q: Type in "[your name] asks" in Google search:
A: "Chase asks why use the front door..When you can just dive in?”
Chase: It’s a bad habit...ok no, not really I’m just a vindictive bastard. It scares the crap out of Knives so bad he comes within inches of gutting me. I should stop. Maybe. One day...Nah.
Q: Type in "[your name] goes" in Google search:
A: "Chase goes to therapy.”
Chase: The fuck? I don’t need a shrink. I’m in perfectly sound mind and body. Especially body. Fucking up is an ‘out of mind’ experience. Let’s just keep it that way.
Q: Type in "[your name] likes" in Google search:
A: "Chase likes foreplay just fine.”
Chase: Damn straight. Though sometimes it’s more than fine...you up for finding out?
Q: Type in "[your name] eats" in Google search:
A: “Chase eats a variety of interesting items, including a lot of cardboard.”
Chase: Christ on a pogo stick, I must have been really fucking wasted that night.
Q: Type in "[your name] wears" in Google search:
A: "Chase wears short shorts!”
Chase: Yeah, twice. When I was a little kid and had no damn choice and in your fucking perverted dreams, you moron.
Q: Type in "[your name] was arrested for" in Google Search:
A: "When Chase was arrested for the horrible crimes committed, people who knew him should not have been surprised.”
Chase: Knives wouldn’t stop smirking about it for months, the little shit. Goddamn. I TOLD him before, what I do when I’m drunk stays buried until the NEXT time I’m drunk.
Devious Comments
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Now I want to do them.
Argh.
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We ran out of Clorox and I'm sure as hell not gonna drink an off brand. If I die, I die in style.
-comment on sporking from fma_spork on LJ
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Science vs. magic
"It really shouldn't work that way." vs. "But it does, so shut up!"
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He died for me, I live for Him.
HAWWWT
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[link]
Binding Shadows. A webcomic. I write for it. SO GO LOOK AT IT. KTHX.
Lawl, Ax plz?
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Diagonally parked in a parallel universe.
Needs to be drawn.
if you don't do it I WILL >8D <3 ilchaaase XD
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hoo rah zambies.
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Chase:
Xandre: ......I don't know what you're planning but you're using your 'exhibitionist' voice. WHY.
Knives: His what? O_o
LORDS - OT3
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Chase:
Xandre: ......I don't know what you're planning but you're using your 'exhibitionist' voice. WHY.
Knives: His what? O_o
LORDS - OT3
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hoo rah zambies.
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Chase:
Xandre: ......I don't know what you're planning but you're using your 'exhibitionist' voice. WHY.
Knives: His what? O_o
LORDS - OT3
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